Senior Moments

Album: Back With Jack

Lyrics

v1) You've heard about senior moments, well they don’t happen to me It's all well and good for the feeble of mind to be losing their memory But I'm much too smart and with it, I've been like that since way back in school When I graduated from Stanford with honors in the year nineteen ...

v2) I don't believe in senior moments - If you ask me, it's just an excuse For the mentally lazy and the marginally crazy not putting their wits to good use But not me, no, my mind's still a bear trap nimbly storing all that I take in I just read a book on strengthening your memory, it's called ...

CH: Just one more senior moment You can see it, but can't get there from here You know that you knew, but you don't have a clue Just another senior moment, my dear

v3) I really don't like senior moments, the junior ones were better by far We didn't have much money, but at least after shopping we had a good chance of finding the car Of all that I've lost in my lifetime my mind is what I miss the most At the breakfast of life I’m still sunny side up, but I'm afraid that my memory is toast!

CHORUS: Here's a toast to those senior moments ...

v4) You can't organize senior moments, they come when they jolly well please I finally got it together then forgot where I put it, prob'ly in the same place as my keys It's our duty to pass on our wisdom if we could only recall what it is In those immortal words of Abraham Lincoln ...

CHORUS: Four score and senior moments ...

Credit

by Jack Pearson © 2003 Jack Pearson, OtterTunity Inc. - BMI